Saturday, October 24, 2009

I Have Ninety-Six Fewer Problems Than Jay-Z

Three things that I hate today:

1. Not being able to breath.

-I have no idea when or how I got sick, but it blows.

2. Being awakened far too early by inane text messages.

-my friends should know that texting me before 10 a.m. on a weekend could be a hazard to their health (in the form of me reaching through the phone and strangling them).

3. Mish-moshes of leftover food.

-throwing leftover chicken, steak and pasta in a casserole dish and covering it in mozzarella cheese does not constitute a fresh dinner.

However, it was delicious.

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