I think that I've come to terms with the one thing that I do best. Quite frankly, I'm incredibly good at telling it like it is, and seeing things that most people would never notice.
Here is a short list of what I am talking about:
1. After seeing two Broadway shows this weekend, it has come to my attention that like, every actor on Earth has guest starred on some incarnation of Law and Order. It must be a rite of passage for up and coming actors.
2. People don't listen, No joke here, just factual information.
3. Old ladies come in only two varieties: bitches and angels. They're either the type that would run you over with their yacht-sized Buick, or the type that would offer you something from a candy dish. There is no in-between.
4. Swamp People is a brilliant television program. The fact that people who speak English need to be subtitled is mildly hysterical to me.
5. If you think that you can sing, you're probably wrong.
6. The Leprechaun series is one of the most underrated horror film franchises ever. No Lucky Charms here kids, just brutality and dark humor. In fact, that might be a new topic for me in the near future.
7. Being fashionable does not give you creative license to dress like a mental patient.
