Tuesday, October 20, 2009

Answering some questions

I've been overwhelmed by questions and ads today, so let me take some time to answer some of these queries:

1. Yes, I would like sloppy joes for dinner.

2. No, I do not want to learn German in 10 days.

3. Yes, I would like to try new Tropicana orange juice, now with more pulp.

4. Yes, I will bring your groceries inside Gratti, and no, I don't mind at all.

5. No, I do not have a light.

6. Yes, I do know where the broom and dustpan are.

7. No, I do not want to know how to procure Viagra for pennies on the dollar. And no, I don't need it.

8. Yes, I am in love.

9. No, I do not have swine flu. But if you'd like to read my rant about it, here's your opportunity.

10. Yes, I do say "honestly," "apparently," and "frealz" way too often.

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