On Multivitamins

Have you ever wondered how there could possibly be so many components packed into a multivitamin?

There's so much going on in that little pill, it's like a foreign film.

And whether you're swallowing your pills like a grown-up, or chewing a Flintstones "multi" like a five year old, you sleep sound at night, knowing that you're getting some type of redeemable value out of it.

Also, if you're taking a Flintstones vitamin, you probably go to bed earlier than most third graders. In fact, I guarantee that.

Now, the multivitamin that I take is roughly the size of a small aircraft. I feel like I need to down four gallons of water just to cram this thing down my throat.

But on the plus side, I feel better when I take it, which is probably the point in the first place.